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finn goldstien

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mr. goldstien hasn’t seen much of the flarniverse, he is stuck in a bowl. being half moose and half goldfish has its obvious drawbacks, his walker helps him to keep his head above water for survival purposes, the glasses aid him to see what’s going on outside his dwelling without the distortion from the bowl. finn’s hobbies include, interior design, bubble blowing, and bingo on wednesday nights.

finn’s annoyances: flarnimals gone wild commercials, dust, algae, reality shows, flowers, and lazy repairmen
his likes: water polo, dishtowels,  the idea of teleportation, vodka, time traveling, and gauze